- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

what's up? my penis.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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