- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

lets bomb africa

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

THE GAME

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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