What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

don't read this

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Lololol

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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