- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

If you are reading this you are a nerd

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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