- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

A American seeking into mexico

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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