- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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