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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

homosexual rights to marriage

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

your mom is so fat.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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