- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

jd and zach loves vigina

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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