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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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