Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Matthew Baker

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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whats a joke

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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