What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Ron Paul for President!

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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