- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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