- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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