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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Julian Ha.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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