Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Anti Joke

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