He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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