What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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