Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Penis

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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