- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

hi dave

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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