- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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