- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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