- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

matt is fat

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Ron Paul for President!

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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