2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Julian Ha.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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