- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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