Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Justin beiber..

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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