If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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