Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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A Serbian Film

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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