- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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