- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

your so fat. your fat!

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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