- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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