What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

they told me not to write here but i did

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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