Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

whats black and strange a paki

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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