- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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