Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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