- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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