- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Your face is hilarious.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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