How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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