Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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WILLY

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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a chinese man pays the full price

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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