A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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