a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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