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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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