- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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