- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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