- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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