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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

a chinese man pays the full price

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What's red, blue & green all over?

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Ron Paul for President!

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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