- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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