Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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