Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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