Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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