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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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