Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Rylan Clark

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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