- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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