- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

hi dave

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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