What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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I'm rick james bitch

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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