- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

how man

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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