What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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