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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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