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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

what do fish smoke? sea weed

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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