A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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women's rights

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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