What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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