- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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