- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

ever tried african food? they neither

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

I'm rick james bitch

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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