- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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