- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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