- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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