- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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