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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Get it? More.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Communism hehe xd

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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