- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

What's city is in New York New York City

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