- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What did the fish say after he

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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