- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What's round and orangey? An orange.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

ever tried african food? they neither

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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