- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

You were born.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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