- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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