- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Knock Knock! F*ck off

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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