- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

You were born.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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