Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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National security?

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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all these jokes are horrible now

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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