- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

your no better than a cockroach

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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