- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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