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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Julian Ha.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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