why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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whats a joke

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Matthew Baker

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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