- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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