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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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