- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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