Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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