- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Steven hawkings shook my hand

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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