Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why? Why not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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