What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Matthew Baker

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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