- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Uh... What was emulating again?

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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