- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What is the difference?

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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