what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

women's rights

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Drew Knowles is gay

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A jew enters a mall.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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