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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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