- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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