Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A jew enters a mall.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Drew Knowles is gay

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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