I woke up today

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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