- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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