Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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