-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

here's a joke... the american education society

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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