- Anti Joke

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!