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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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