- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

._____________________. Whale!

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Yo Momma is not fat.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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