What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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