three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

oh hey.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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