- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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