I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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