- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Stop procrastinating.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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