- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Yo Momma is not fat.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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