- Anti Joke

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.