What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Amazing

whats 7+4? 74

Yo mama's fat.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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