- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Drew Knowles is gay

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A jew enters a mall.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

women's rights

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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