- Anti Joke

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No