- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Yo Momma is not fat.

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