Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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