what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Diarrhea

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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