A shark ate your mom

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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are u black unlucky

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HOLY COW!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Llamaworm

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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haha

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I like poop in my butt

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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I love you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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