oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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