- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Ask me if im a tree? No

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