- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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