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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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