- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

I enjoy Popcorn

No your aunties a joke

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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