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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Sex

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody