- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

One time i was sitting down

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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