Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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