yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What's your guys names?

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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I'm Polish.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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