Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

if got a joke if fogot it

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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