- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Once, I went to Peru.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Women's rights.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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