Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

One time i was sitting down

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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