- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Sloths

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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