A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A gay man watches football.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

hiya

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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