Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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