- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What? Huh?

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

you see theres this guy.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

im telling maguire

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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