- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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