What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Guest what? Dog

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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