A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

men, men like men= men+bed

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

knock knock

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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