- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

[Set up] [No punch line]

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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