what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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