- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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