- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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