- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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