- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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