- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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