A penis walks into a bar..

vote this down and i will DOX you

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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