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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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